After Having trouble with randoms asking me to help them with something, you need to conform to these rules to request help
$task should not be a, help me install my new keyboard
It should not invlove parties, where most people dance
If I must be, i need a gun, lots of rubber bullets, a cattle prod, and a flame thrower
same if you want me to do crowd control
Dont let me work with more than 5 people
Supply me with vodka or similar If i request it
Be willing to pay me if its a pebkac
Give me more rights than other people in area
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